I don't know why they bothered with a kitchen here because nothing happens, well, nothing to do with eat food anyway. It's a boy kitchen, they don't do cooking, the closest they get is making toast and sometimes a bowl of cereal. The place is a complete mess, with food up the walls and everything, avoid this place at all costs.

This place reeks of pure testosterone. It's just another place where the lads can talk about the chicks of the academy and tally up their scores. There are around three tiny mirrors so the boys can have a shave and the vain ones can stare at themselves for a few moments, but other than that, it's a pretty average place to be.

Home to the very clean a tidy Freshmen. The first floor is probably the cleanest floor there is out of all of the five floors in the males dorm building. Most of the boys on this floor always stick to the rules and keep their rooms clean, remember, I did say most!

Sophomore territory. Be careful because although they've only been here a year, these guys already don't care about cleanliness. The messy floor has so many coke cans a beer bottles all over the place, you might as well stop counting. If you're looking for a really good time though, knock on the door that says "Dick Boy Sleeps Here" that's home to Frederick Miller and is his door from last year anyway.

The third floor is where all the Juniors sleep, well, where they're supposed to sleep anyway. They're hardly ever here because they're too busy partying, erm, I mean studying. Just be careful of all the weird stains, bras and passed out people in the corridor.